Sometimes in Florida it gets colder than shit! Last night a cold front came through it got down to 40 degrees in the Everglades!
Thankfully my wife, Harley Tucker, is huge and she just laid on me all night so I stayed warm.
I thought at first she wanted to do a little up and down tango mamba if you know what I mean?
She really was just trying to get to my Big Gulp of Mountain Dew that I have on the side of my bed and fell asleep reaching for it.
Poor old girl loves her some Mountain Dew but damn near suffocated me. Think she bruised my ribs and maybe shattered my spleen.
I have no damn idea where my spleen is or what it does but something hurts in my ribble area.
Anyways, I am going to see Avatar this weekend with my buddy Cheeto Taylor so that should be interesting.
Hopefully it ain’t some Hollywood preaching story about what a horrible human being I am.
Anyways this has been Ronny Tucker saying “Half price milk ain’t all it’s cracked up to be”